Second of all: This may or may not be true. Think what you will
Third of all: Just don't read this - you have been warned
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A few hours ago, I was walking home. It was an ordinary day, just like any other ordinary day. The air was cool, and spring is lurking around the corner. I was thinking of mundane things like my upcoming job interview, when I felt this painful stab in my belly. Like something dark, and evil wanted to come out.
Oh, oh, that wasn't good. So I started walking faster and faster. Faster until I found myself running. Running over green lights, and almost getting hit by passing cars. But I didn't mind. All I was paying attention to was this thing inside me. The pain was excruciating. So I ran still, over highways and over byways. And after what seemed like a long time, I finally saw it.
The door to my apartment.
Salvation
Oh, oh, that wasn't good. So I started walking faster and faster. Faster until I found myself running. Running over green lights, and almost getting hit by passing cars. But I didn't mind. All I was paying attention to was this thing inside me. The pain was excruciating. So I ran still, over highways and over byways. And after what seemed like a long time, I finally saw it.
The door to my apartment.
Salvation
I can't remember a time when I was as glad to see that door in my enter life.
Short of breath, and breathing heavily, I put the keys and turned. But as my hands were shaking, it fumbled out. Oh man, why did it have to happen right now. But there was no choice, I had to bend down and get it. Carefully, carefully..
But as soon as I did that, the evil thing came out. Gushing like a mudslide. The genie came out of the bottle. Unstoppable. I watched helplessly as it spread its influence along the pavement.
The only thing I was able to do, was to say the one thing I can say:
"Oh shit!"
Short of breath, and breathing heavily, I put the keys and turned. But as my hands were shaking, it fumbled out. Oh man, why did it have to happen right now. But there was no choice, I had to bend down and get it. Carefully, carefully..
But as soon as I did that, the evil thing came out. Gushing like a mudslide. The genie came out of the bottle. Unstoppable. I watched helplessly as it spread its influence along the pavement.
The only thing I was able to do, was to say the one thing I can say:
"Oh shit!"
-- fin --
I'm glad I already ate lunch.
Hey, shit happens.